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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

naberius clan: the existence of humans is strictly on a need to know basis, we don’t need to inform anyone not involved in border patrol

azazel henri: hello my toddler daughter would you like to learn some state secrets today :)

henri also using those 'i do what i want' permit privileges in fairness learning the equivalent of like. tinkerbell being real would give most people an existential crisis or adjacent and given that the family ability runs almost entirely on confidence those are best left avoided 'what other tall tales are real... can the venom of scary creature X Really kill you in seconds???' and there goes the poison immunity. now a possible gain of poison vulnerability. but also henri that girl was still reading picture books dyhuhfhhhjj mairuma mitch rambles

just realized that the naberius clan probably has no idea that kalego is iruma’s familiar bc if they did that info would’ve gone to narnia and narnia would lose his shit.

like these people have a 'no parties' rule because that's too distracting i don't think they'd handle 'forced to cater to a teenager's whims' no matter who that teenager is also i like the implication that the naberius clan has no spies at babyls because of course they can trust their guard dogs probably none at border patrol either bc narnia has totally got this covered well one of them is now a marshmallow and the other is aligned with a terrorist so i don't think that's worked out for this generation mairuma mitch rambles
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So I had my laces repeatedly undone by an oversized pigeon today.

While I was retying one shoe, they undid the other. And then proceeded to jump onto the bench to untie the ones I was retying.

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ID: two photos of a Victoria Crowned Pigeon, a large bird with blue feathers, a purple feathered breast, and lighter sections at the tip of the tail and right before the black stripe at the tip of its wings. it has a band of black feathers across its eyes and a fancy crest of long feathers with little arcs of dark and then light at the tips. the first image is a side view of the bird as it stands on a dirt path in a zoo. the second photo is from directly above the bird as it pulls on the shoelaces of the photographer, who is wearing blue converse and blue jeans.

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thank you scherz et al. for bringing us the frogs Mini ature, Mini mum and of course, the Mini scule

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[image description: the original post contains two screenshots from wikipedia. the first screenshot is the top of a page titled "Mini (frog)" with the description "Genus of amphibians." above the title is a picture of a frog with a mottled dark brown belly and a tan back. text on this page reads, "Mini is a genus of tiny microhylid frogs that are endemic to southeastern Madagascar where they live among leaf litter in lowland forests. The three species and the genus itself were only scientifically described in 2019; although not yet rated by the IUCN, they..."

the second screenshot is from the "species" heading and reads, "There are currently three species." the three species are listed as "Mini ature," "Mini mum," and "Mini scule." after each of the species names is the citation, "Scherz et al., 2019."

the image in the reblog is a screenshot of a tumblr reply from MarkScherz. reply reads, "you're welcome [smiley face]." end image description.]

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Reblogging to potentially save a fur friends life
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happy disability pride month to those with conditions no one talks about, online or in general:

multiple sclerosis (me lol)

marfans

cerebral palsy

bells palsy

hidradenitis suppurativa

cauda equina syndrome

mixed connective tissue disorder

hyperadrenergic pots

non hypermobile eds types

stickler syndrome

mitochondrial disease

cystic fibrosis

sickle cell disease

myasthenia gravis

post-cholecystectomy syndrome

SWAN (syndromes without a name)

...just to name a few. i see you and you deserve awareness and understanding.

this list is non exhaustive, rb with other conditions you want to see represented!!

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[ID: a post banner with dark red background and medium grey bolded text in the center. it reads “This post is about physical disabilities, do not derail.” On each side there is the dynamic disability icon, a gray symbol of person in manual wheelchair leaning forward with arms bent behind them mid-push. /end ID]

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This is the first time I've actually seen a positivity post mention my illness type! That's really cool.

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